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7123 ID: 7fd974 14 No. 7123 watch
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>> ID: 14c05e 6 No. 7124
im jerking off
>> ID: 2fec31 9 No. 7125
this is literally the best thing thats ever hapened
>> ID: c2bfb3 4 No. 7127
do you fucking smell it
>> ID: d75f0d 0 No. 7129
I am so fucking hype you don't even know
>> ID: decbd8 4 No. 7131
i was at the store a few weeks ago and there was some 5 year old that kept talking to his sister/babysitter/whatever about wrestling

she asked him if he liked the rock and he didnt know who he was

this is gonna lead to some really confused kids
>> ID: 8615d7 0 No. 7135
he would've recognized the dwayne
>> ID: c2bfb3 6 No. 7192
  he needs to do this every week
>> ID: b270a1 0 No. 7208
Is it still funny when an adult unironically calls somebody gay?

I dunno but atleast Cena did something mildly interesting for once.
>> ID: b270a1 4 No. 14100
  reviving this thread for this promo
>> ID: a6fc9a 1 No. 14133

I liked the fact he was wearing an Austin shirt. An homage to this promo?
>> ID: e62d9c 2 No. 14299
  They don't make wrestling vignettes like they used to.
>> ID: decbd8 1 No. 14355

>> ID: decbd8 4 No. 14366
  lmao punk seriously is going insane tho

still i can guarantee this is retarded ass worked shoot shit in the vein of edge vs matt hardy and itll just fizzle out in a month
>> ID: e9eb77 2 No. 14588
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>> ID: 7fd974 2 No. 14722
cm punk is a god
>> ID: 9bdf32 0 No. 14866
cool didnt know henry rollins was a wrestler too
>> ID: e9eb77 0 No. 15234
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>> ID: decbd8 1 No. 15255
are you guys ready for rey to win mitb, orton to beat christian again and cena to win cleanly with the stf?!?!?!?
>> ID: e9eb77 0 No. 15256
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I welcome Randy's reign of terror.
>> ID: b270a1 0 No. 15288
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>he thinks rey will win mitb

only kofi and borne have less chance of winning. rey is a mexican midget who only gets near titles bc somebody dies or gets injured. if this was some pointless feud where somebody insulted reys "mexicano pride" or made fun of his kids or something stupid like that he'd win, but i dont see him being given the mitb. he doesnt need it to get over and they dont like giving him titles
>> ID: b270a1 0 No. 15299
that other shits gonna happen tho yeah ;_;

cena reign of terror #2 on raw
randy reign of terror on sd

honestly dont even kno why i watch, they keep teasin me with things that are new and interestin, and even tho i kno they'd never do them i get my hopes up
>> ID: b270a1 1 No. 15322
oh shit daniel bryan won the sd mitb. didnt expect that
>> ID: b270a1 1 No. 15333
del rio wins >B)
>> ID: b270a1 1 No. 15344

>> ID: 7fd974 0 No. 15345
>> ID: b270a1 2 No. 15355
A++++++++++ PPV would watch again
>> ID: 7fd974 1 No. 15356
lmao none of that actually happened do you feel foolish now (yes)
>> ID: e9eb77 0 No. 15357
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mf right now
>> ID: decbd8 2 No. 15366
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>cm punk is wwe champion
>christian is world heavyweight champion
>del rio won raw mitb
>dirk dickbutt won sd mitb
>> ID: decbd8 3 No. 15466
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guys cm punk puts both peanut butter and his wwe title in the fridge i dont know if i can support this

also he claims straightedge but drinks red bull
>> ID: b270a1 0 No. 15477
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its diet red bull so its totally sXe friendly
>> ID: decbd8 1 No. 15488
still has caffeine bro
>> ID: 7fd974 0 No. 15501
grow up
>> ID: 2fec31 1 No. 15511
>> ID: decbd8 0 No. 15566
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wwe is still going to fuck this up

im holding off until they go tv14 and turn cena heel
>> ID: e9eb77 2 No. 15567
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Bow down to the King.
>> ID: e9eb77 1 No. 16056
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>amazingly good

am i in some bizarro world
>> ID: decbd8 0 No. 16077
hehe nice are you ready for cena to win the unification ladder match (just like hbk vs razor at wmx!!!)
>> ID: b270a1 2 No. 16088
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>win wwe title
>lose it to cena an hour later

>> ID: c2bfb3 2 No. 16122
only u
can follow me
only u
can set me free
>> ID: decbd8 3 No. 16144
been listenin to living colour all day thanx wwe
>> ID: decbd8 2 No. 16455
this angle is dead

theyre trying really really hard to turn cm punk heel again and are basically giving cena punk's gimmick from 2 weeks ago (seriously a cena vs johnny ace feud makes no sense on so many fucking levels its unbelievable)

thanks wwe ill check back with you around the royal rumble
>> ID: b270a1 1 No. 16488
how are they tryin to turn punk heel? its like sayin austin was a heel

if anythin cena is being booked more like the heel imo. he doesnt seem to care that punk beat him clean, is always the one doing the interruptin, moaned so he could get a rematch, agreed to face rey the same night rey won the title (shouldnt rey get a rematch?) even tho he'd have a huge advantage and regards himself as the legit champion even though its obvious punks belt is the more important.
>> ID: 56d6c8 0 No. 16501
waht the fuck do wrestling ppl even talkin about
>> ID: e9eb77 2 No. 16536
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>Natalya's heel turn on AJ Lee was pretty good. She spoke into the camera and said "Beth Phoenix I'm with you. These days of the cute Divas are over."

Long live the King. The King of Kings.
>> ID: decbd8 0 No. 16566
the biggest problem is johnny ace siding with punk. the feud is unique because its basically face vs tweener which is really weird but it feels as if theyre trying to solidify cena's spot as the babyface as hard as possible. i just dont like it, cena doesnt need another stupid overcoming the odds scenario in order to get women and children to cheer for him at summerslam.
>> ID: decbd8 1 No. 16577
mah nigga golddust is running the women's division now so it has more to do with him i think
>> ID: 7fd974 1 No. 16578
this storyline is actually supposed to get the males to start cheering cena (lol)

its only going to get worse when his storyline with rock starts to really get going next year into wrestlemania because no way ANYBODY is going to cheer cena over rocky especially in fuckin miami
>> ID: b270a1 3 No. 16911
  best part of raw
>> ID: 7fd974 2 No. 16912
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>> ID: 7fd974 3 No. 16913
fuck i should have named that andrae.jpg
>> ID: decbd8 0 No. 16922
growing up i was always too lazy to watch roh

anyway yeah that raw last night was really good i feel alot better about this now
>> ID: decbd8 1 No. 17122
are yall niggas ready for hhh to win the undisputed title tonight
>> ID: e9eb77 4 No. 17123
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>> ID: decbd8 0 No. 17133
not really sure what to think about that

also i paid for the wwe.com stream and it crashed the second del rio cashed in
>> ID: b270a1 0 No. 17155
whilst it was cool to see nash again it was stupid. there had better be a good reason for what happened bc atm all i can see as plausible is either nash is gonna be wrestling (plz no) or steph hired him bc trips wouldnt cheat for cena (which is stupid too)

sucks that adrs first title reign is in the middle of a much bigger storyline he's not a part of. he's gonna lose it quick and it'll make him look even weaker
>> ID: decbd8 0 No. 17166
tbh this is probably one of the best outcomes that could have happened, i know everyone probably wanted to just see punk win clean but this sets up a bunch of different scenarios that can segway cena and punk out of this fued (face vs face feuds are goddamn retarded). someone said something about a retarded cena/punk vs hhh/nash/steph scenario and i think thatd be funny as fuck
>> ID: 8e76ea 0 No. 17333
Are you all ready a for another Mark Henry title run?
>> ID: 882c57 0 No. 17344

Hasn't he only been ECW champ? (that doesnt count)
>> ID: decbd8 1 No. 17355
no 1 counts any ecw title reigns after van dam's

also cena getting to feud with del rio after losing to punk twice in a row you know what i dont even care anymore
>> ID: 03fcd7 0 No. 17433
but then he beat him. in a #1 contenders match, when they've clearly got something more long-term planned for punk.

be patient. they've just established cm punk as one of the main guys for a while. i'd rather have him go over nash or feud with triple h. i'm willing to bet that if cena/rock is not for the title, that whatever match punk will be in will be. (i can also see him winning the rumble and threatening to put himself in cena/rock if it's for the title, which would put him even more over than he already is.)
>> ID: decbd8 1 No. 17444
yea i wrote that before monday night i like the way its going now

also lets talk about matt hardy this shit rules
>> ID: 03fcd7 0 No. 17600
i think he's a huge faggot, has anything of note happened since jeff hardy's wife flipped her shit?
>> ID: e62d9c -2 No. 17757
These wrestlers all have shit physiques. Someone needs to get these kids either some steroids or some decent gimmicks.
>> ID: decbd8 0 No. 17761
missed raw and sd the past two weeks what the fuck is this
>> ID: 03fcd7 0 No. 17769
things fell through with nash and im still not sure if its a work or not.
>> ID: b270a1 0 No. 17773
the cm punk/hhh thing on monday was kinda fun

glad nash got dropped, hope theyre not bringing him back
>> ID: decbd8 0 No. 17778
that promo monday was my favorite from the entire feud

im thinking punk will get screwed sunday and then fight either hhh or nash @ HIAC

im hoping cena loses cuz of interference from the rock, but at the same time cena's lost on ppv two months in a row now and a third would be unlikely but i really have no idea

orton losing is extremely unlikely given how dominant henry has been in the feud. i also dont like seeing the whc get hotshotted around like it has over the past year and wouldnt mind a long orton run

dont care about the rest of the card at all
>> ID: 03fcd7 0 No. 17781
if the nash thing turns out to be a work i am guessing he will screw haitch at noc and john laurinitis would be the new coo and he would be the evil corporate censorship man and generate atomic levels of heat without even trying, leading to him assembling a survivor series team against the unlikely team of john cena, cm punk, triple h, and a fourth guy (probably rey if he's back in action by then)
>> ID: e62d9c -2 No. 17782
  Maybe if I keep posting classic wrestling promos it will be the late 80s again.
>> ID: decbd8 1 No. 17788
hehe nice remember the gobbeldy gooker

>> ID: decbd8 0 No. 17789
if the nash shit is a work (it probably is) nash will interfere and we'll get punk vs nash at HIAC. i would have rather seen punk vs hhh at hiac but im seriously thinking that something got fucked up with nash not being cleared to wrestle (like what happened when hart tried wrestling last year)

i dont expect it to last past survivor series and i dont think theyre gonna do a stupid corporation angle but i could be wrong
>> ID: 53e136 0 No. 17797
  Greatest childhood memory
>> ID: 53e136 0 No. 17798

Worst memory
>> ID: 8e76ea 0 No. 17800
Mark Henry wins!

Everyone hates it!
>> ID: decbd8 0 No. 17801
hehe cena hehe nice
>> ID: e62d9c 3 No. 17809
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WWF referee is one of my dream jobs. Ineffectually arguing with wrestlers, pretending to get knocked out, being distracted while people cheat. It looks like great fun.
>> ID: ec9d3b -2 No. 17817
can you really call it "cheating" when everything is planned?
>> ID: decbd8 2 No. 17819
>everything is planned

excuse me
>> ID: decbd8 0 No. 17820
wait someone just pointed out that this entire mark henry program is just here to put over big show when he returns

i think part of me just died
>> ID: b270a1 0 No. 17822
i assumed theyre goin to give the belt to sheamus (im expectin him to win this christian feud that could be happenin) in a few months so henry can feud w/ show when he returns

are they rly gonna put the belt on face big show? it would kill sd deader than it currently is.
>> ID: 289b87 1 No. 17825
no, it's all to give henry a nice long monster reign with the whc so he can lose cleanly to daniel bryan in a 1 on 1 match in the main event at wrestlemania
>> ID: 8e76ea 0 No. 17865
Hell in a Cell is looking good.
>> ID: decbd8 1 No. 17868
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bumping for white strap ic title
>> ID: 289b87 0 No. 17922
did anybody see the survivor series poster

because the main event is probably going to be john cena and the rock w/ two other guys (probably punk and morrison, idk who else would do it unless they got haitch) vs. swagger, ziggler, rhodes, and christian.
>> ID: b270a1 1 No. 17923

his last 4 or 5 appearances have been him getting squashed and eating multiple finishers. they also just released a really stupid t-shirt that says "jomosapiens: we're gonna eat your lunch"

i dont see him getting near a main event match any time soon
>> ID: 37e14c 0 No. 17928
he only got beat on a rollthrough at hell in a cell, seems they've been bumping him up recently
>> ID: 289b87 0 No. 17929
yea after seeing him get buried tonight by christian it's probably going to be haitch and punk, unless laurinaitis does a firing angle with punk which seems kinda likely.
>> ID: decbd8 0 No. 17930
i really have no idea what the fuck theyre doing with morrison because he's getting tons of tv time + a new shirt but hes jobbing over and fucking over (i never liked him so i dont really care but i just wanna know what the fuck theyre doing)

ss will probably be 5v5 i mean tonight we had cena/sheamus/hhh/punk all together and aligned with one another and vickie guerrero's stable includes otunga now
>> ID: 289b87 0 No. 17933
i would like to point out that otunga's lawyer gimmick has caused me to stop hating him.
>> ID: decbd8 0 No. 17935
same, but i hated everything about the nexus
>> ID: 289b87 0 No. 17937
that is where we differ because i believe the nexus in its original incarnation, up until cena came back, was the best thing ever. the punk era was utter shit.

that said i always thought otunga was just filler and would hopefully be removed later, but this lawyer gimmick isn't shit luckily.
>> ID: 805753 0 No. 17942
looks like john morrison won't be renewing his contract, probably because he's been nothing but a stiff for the past month or two

>> ID: 289b87 0 No. 17943
its probably because they shafted melina, who is engaged to morrison iirc.
>> ID: 37e14c 0 No. 17944
they broke up in September so i thought he'd get a push but there you go
>> ID: 37e14c 0 No. 17949
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have a great opportunity to push the Miz or Sheamus and throw a wrench into the Heavyweight title

do another Orton v. Henry rematch instead
>> ID: decbd8 0 No. 17950
yeah wwe hardcore fucked this up like i expected them to, its incredible how bad this got completely fucked. im still optimistic about punk's incoming monster push as well as henry holding the title until elimination chamber but now you guys know why i've been so on/off about wrestling over the past 4 years as wwe is so incredibly hit and miss concerning everything.
>> ID: b270a1 0 No. 17951
im gettin really bored w/ it

feel like this hhh/nash shit completely killed punks momentum for no good reason (other than to get hhh over??????????) and smackdown is a waste of time. was really hoping they would push sheamus into a title feud w/ henry but instead we're gonna get more boreton
>> ID: 37e14c 0 No. 17952
it's fucking stupid to hold a battle royale, which gives you the opportunity to push ANYONE YOU WANT and then do absolutely nothing original with it. fucking smackdown.

i am also just holding out for punk's push + rock's return, and maybe a heel turn for Cena though i'm not holding my breath on that one
>> ID: 289b87 0 No. 17954
>heel turn for Cena
did you not see this
>> ID: 37e14c 0 No. 17956
yeah i did but a guy can hope
>> ID: decbd8 3 No. 17958
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>> ID: decbd8 0 No. 17959
is anyone watching bound for glory

goddamn that anderson botch was funny as fuck
>> ID: 289b87 0 No. 17960
i was going to watch hogan vs. sting but i forgot. probably for the better; the fact that i forgot speaks for itself.
>> ID: b270a1 0 No. 17961
  why am i only learning of this now?
>> ID: b270a1 0 No. 17962
>> ID: decbd8 0 No. 17963
you should see it, i dunno if its already been spoiled for you but im no hogan fan and even i marked a little during it

the ppv was very solid as well wrestling-wise, not a single bad match on the card. the main event felt rushed though and had a shitty ending so thats what its gonna be remembered for
>> ID: 289b87 0 No. 17984
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so this is apparently just a traditional 2-man tag match against awesome truth.

>> ID: 21c4c2 -1 No. 17986
kid: whos that?

dad: thats the greatest wrestler of all time

kid: thats not john cena

*dad gives kid rock bottom*
>> ID: b270a1 1 No. 17987
the build up is already fucking stupid because last nights raw main event had truth & miz being unable to beat cena in a handicap match. they werent even able to CHEAT their way to a victory against cena in a fucking 2 on 1 match.

why is the rock even needed in this scenario? to ensure miz & truth dont get themselves dq'd again? stupid
>> ID: 7d241a 2 No. 17988
recently raw has been reminding me of those really bad nitros from 1999 when kevin nash was booker

im not alone right
>> ID: 37e14c 1 No. 17989
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apparently haitch got hurt on that jackknife powerbomb nash gave him at vengeance so that's why they did the sledgehammer attack work

i'm almost getting sick of tweener Punk, they fucked up the booking on him so hard and he really just doesn't work as a Stone Cold face.

survivor series is shaping up to look really dull from the booking they're hinting at right now
>> ID: decbd8 1 No. 17990
the #1 problem with wwe right now is that theres absolutely no build up to anything (heels being booked too weak goes along with this as theyre afraid to build up any long-term monster heel). its seriously getting russo-esque, and i agree with the comparisons to 1999 nitro.

the wrestling business is long overdue for a huge crash, im talking like wwe losing tv deals and tna folding. i dunno how likely it is for either of those to happen though
>> ID: b270a1 2 No. 17991
  think im gonna stop watching wrestling from now on and stick to botchamania. its infinitely more entertaining.
>> ID: e9eb77 0 No. 17992
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Fuck WWE and fuck it's booking.

>> ID: 289b87 0 No. 17999
slow realization that they're building to nash vs. taker
>> ID: 81291d 0 No. 18001
apparently they're doing a muppets + wwe crossover raw for Three Trills Around the Pumpkinponce
this might be the best or the worst thing ever
>> ID: 899ee4 1 No. 18002
cena has now beaten miz and rtruth single-handedly two weeks in a row

and hes calling in the rock for backup why
>> ID: e9eb77 0 No. 18003
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>> ID: 8e76ea 1 No. 18021

The back of this shirt makes me lose it every time.
>> ID: 05530e -1 No. 18035
>> ID: 8f516d 0 No. 18055
spoony fucking sucks
>> ID: 289b87 0 No. 18060
so what's everyones thoughts on the recent dbd mitb cash in attempt?
>> ID: e441ba 0 No. 18065
never have i had any idea what the fuck wwe is doing with someone than what theyve been doing with dickbutt this year, especially after tonight

im sorta thinking theyre gonna turn him heel, but they teased at that for like a month and a half and then they gave him this babyface push that ended with getting beaten by an injured mark henry, which was what some people expected to be the WHC match at wrestlemania. only plausible thing is that henry drops the belt to a babyface (sheamus most likely) within the next few months and dickbutt does a heel chickenshit cashin before wm
>> ID: 289b87 0 No. 18066
there's a lot of things they could do that don't involve him turning heel. i think henry will hold the title til mania anyway but the match then will be a triple threat that probably also involves orton and/or sheamus.
>> ID: 37e14c 0 No. 18068
all indications so far to them continuing Big Show as the other frontrunner
>> ID: 289b87 0 No. 18078
i was hoping for orton/jericho/bryan but unless jericho comes back and wins the rumble as a surprise entrant i don't think that will happen.
>> ID: e441ba 0 No. 18082
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>kevin nash
>triple h
>ladder match
>> ID: cd0c32 1 No. 18085
exploding quads*
>> ID: e441ba 0 No. 18086
can anyone else not stand everyone on the iwc raging about cm punk being face

us smarks huh us smarks
>> ID: 289b87 0 No. 18087
as far as im concerned there's literally no problem with him getting a good face run. he's probably going to be the champion at mania if cena isn't.
>> ID: 0e289b 0 No. 18102
to me i didn't mind punk when he was a heel and was always pissy. now that he's made it what the fuck does he have to complain about. he's the guy on raw right now that everyone wants to cheer and see, unlike cena. he has the main strap and he won it in madison square fucking garden.

muthafucka needs to stop being so bitter now and lighten up. maybe smoke a blunt.
>> ID: e441ba 0 No. 18110
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gotta admit i didnt know what the fuck was going on during that kane return, the cyborg mask looked out of place and i hope he just uses the leather mask underneath it
>> ID: cd0c32 0 No. 18111
half of the internet thinks thats the undertaker posing as kane lmao
>> ID: e441ba 0 No. 18112
well the huge retarded shockmaster steel cyborg mask sort of led me to believe the same thing but underneath it its obvious its glenn jacobs
>> ID: 289b87 0 No. 18119
returns like this are the best thing in wrestling. you expect kane to go after the guy who put him out of action, but no, he attacks cena. i'm probably just a huge mark for swerves like that but i seriously can't get enough of this and i'm really interested in where they're going with this angle.
>> ID: e441ba 0 No. 18140
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>> ID: 0e289b 0 No. 18141
better than rocky coming back this year
>> ID: e441ba 0 No. 18142
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>> ID: cd0c32 1 No. 18144
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>> ID: cd0c32 0 No. 18150
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im jerking off
>> ID: e441ba 0 No. 18151
did anyone else think that raw sucked balls

the begining/ending was great but everything in between was awful
>> ID: 0e289b 0 No. 18152
Seems to be par of the course for Raw.
>> ID: 37e14c 0 No. 18180
raw coming to my town for the first time ever in february can't wait!
>> ID: 289b87 0 No. 18181
reminder that daniel bryan was in the main event of both raw and smackdown in the same week and made someone tap in both of them.
>> ID: 0e289b 1 No. 18188
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>> ID: e441ba 0 No. 18198
they seriously couldnt be handling cena better right now

instead of an obvious heel turn theyre doing this dark young Elton John route with kane as palpatine

its all gonna culminate at wrestlemania as well, with him getting torn apart by the rock's hometown crowd

i cant believe im this excited over a cena angle
>> ID: 289b87 1 No. 18201
yes, it seriously owns. i have a feeling that they won't actually turn him and they'll just have him getting all of this motivation to do it, and then in the end he wont fall to it, either way i will continue eating this angle up.
>> ID: 289b87 1 No. 18203
  here's kane being gr8. skip to 1 min for start of promo and 3 min for cena exploding.
>> ID: e441ba 0 No. 18204
agreed, i actually dont care if he actually does turn. in a way i dont want him to either, but i think cena will eventually turn like hogan did but probably not just now
>> ID: cd0c32 0 No. 18209
  this is awesome
>> ID: e441ba 0 No. 18211
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so orton might get fired for drugs

ive never wanted a dirtsheet to be more true, the fallout would be like an unironically funny version of the benoit tragedy
>> ID: 289b87 0 No. 18215
i don't think they would fire him for drugs unless this has been something thats been brewing for a while.
>> ID: e441ba 0 No. 18223
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what the fuck did i just watch

did jericho seriously milk that return for like 15 minutes without saying a single word on mic
>> ID: cd0c32 1 No. 18224
milking the crowd and hogging the spotlight to a constantly diminishing reaction

chris jerichos entire career in a nutshell
>> ID: 2fec31 0 No. 18225

my face still hurts from laughing
>> ID: 289b87 0 No. 18226
i hope its an angle and he didnt just forget his lines (he forgot his lines)
>> ID: 0e289b 1 No. 18227
spoiler: he's still heel
>> ID: 2fec31 0 No. 18228
>> ID: e441ba 0 No. 18229
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lol jeritrolled
>> ID: c2aef3 0 No. 18230
Awkward as FUCK.
>> ID: 2fec31 0 No. 18237
oh my god that debut

and the return of one my favourite themes
>> ID: 2fec31 0 No. 18238
actually everything about that raw was beautiful

episode of the year 10 days in
>> ID: cd0c32 2 No. 18239
zack ryder should have invested in a membership with aaa
>> ID: e441ba 0 No. 18241
im actually really confused right now because i thought raw tonight was mediocre

i saw someone say that it felt like a 2000 raw and it sorta did with all the weird gimmicky shit and almost no wrestling
>> ID: 289b87 0 No. 18242
no divas match happened. best raw this decade.
>> ID: e441ba 0 No. 18244
ok i fucking love ryder but when i saw him doing the flat tire with kane chasing him shit i was kinda like "heh theyre making fun of horror movies" but people are acting like its the absolute most clever thing wwe has ever done

oh yeah brodus clay FUNKMASTER raw ofthe year all years
>> ID: 289b87 0 No. 18246
clever isn't how i would've described it but it was an enjoyable segment imho. would've been cooler if eve got dragged to hell.
>> ID: 8e76ea 1 No. 18247
Wow, Ernest Miller really let himself go.
>> ID: 37e14c 0 No. 18250
funkasaurus: the debut to end all debuts
>> ID: 936bc3 1 No. 18251
  maffew showing how its done.
>> ID: e441ba 0 No. 18254
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>> ID: 289b87 0 No. 18257
kevin dunn's hitlist.jpg
>> ID: 0e289b 0 No. 18259
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>> ID: 0e289b 1 No. 18261
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>> ID: 289b87 0 No. 18276
mick foley replaces laurinaitis as gm next week, calling it.
>> ID: e441ba 0 No. 18277
why the fuck are they keeping ryder off tv for so long im having a hard time believing theyre going to spend 2 months building his return just for a US title match that will probably be on the preshow of wrestlemania

did he get caught smoking synthetic weed with evan bourne
>> ID: 8e76ea 0 No. 18282
Several months ago, it was rumored that Vince heavily disliked Ryder for being so over with the internet.

Vince though Long Island Story mocked and berated the WWE.
>> ID: fc5fe2 0 No. 18288
i never heard this rumor

they put the us title on him, he has more merch for sale on shopzone than cena, he has a poster in this months wwe magazine, etc etc and even the way they booked the injury angle it made him look really strong (kicking out of 2 swaggerbombs when he dropped the title and lasting a pretty fucking long time against kane) no one seems to be too upset about it though so im guessing he's just coming back at wrestlemania where he'll probably get the us title again

>> ID: 37e14c 0 No. 18289
Miz loses it to Jericho + Miz face turn + switches to Smackdown
>> ID: fc5fe2 0 No. 18292
its gonna be orton, who will come in towards the end, and he'll only appear in non-wrestling roles on smackdown for the next 2 months while he nurses his back injury. probably beat whoever the fuck has the whc in a match that will appear on wrestlemania 28's undercard. maybe itll even be dbd (probably in a squash) but thats being too hopeful (itll probably be mark henry)
>> ID: c6c1c5 0 No. 18294
if orton wins im dropping wwe again for ring ka king
>> ID: fc5fe2 0 No. 18296
totally didnt expect lobster head to win

extremely pleased with this rumble, probably my favorite in years. ricardo, kharma, jericho, sheamus winning, fuck i even thought the announcers as entrants was awesome

>> ID: 289b87 0 No. 18306
expecting ryder to screw kane at ec and come back repackaged. ryder himself is great but he's missing some... intensity. having him come back and go over kane legitimately at mania is just what he needs imho.
>> ID: 37e14c 0 No. 18328
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best raw in months
>> ID: 289b87 0 No. 18329
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orton got a concussion, so someone had to take his spot in the chamber.
>> ID: c6e8b9 0 No. 18331
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orton getting inured over and over this year can be nothing other than divine intervention
>> ID: 60658d 0 No. 18332
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This thread has been alive for a year, wow

Oh well, still gotta get hype for WM this year!!!!!!!
>> ID: 289b87 0 No. 18333
i think orton will get relegated to a feud with show at mania.

or they'll just throw him into the whc match and put him over, cause you know, the whole building new stars thing.
>> ID: c6e8b9 0 No. 18334
people barely posted in it until cm punk's mega-push at the beginning of the summer

im actually starting to feel bad for orton, i personally think hes sucked since his first WHC reign in 2004 but hes being hardcore jerked around right now in the midcard which sucks for someone that used to be #2 in the company behind cena. he has reason to be upset

personally though im wondering if he has a drug problem, hes been "injured" twice in the past two months and wwe might not know what to do with him
>> ID: 289b87 1 No. 18335
all this aside, we can narrow down who will win the smackdown chamber.

it won't be show
it won't be khali
it won't be santino
it won't be rhodes

that means the only two possibilities are barrett and bryan.
>> ID: 37e14c 0 No. 18336
show is probably doing the celebrity match vs. shaq
>> ID: 289b87 0 No. 18338
i have seen people talking about this and i have never seen any kind of proof or source.
>> ID: 2895ba 0 No. 18339

and also they feuded the when shaq went on Raw in 09
>> ID: 289b87 0 No. 18340
yea i remember that.

as for the chamber matches tonight, i think the wwe title one owned, and then every other match on the card was meh, save for the second halves of cena/kane and the sd chamber.

also did anyone else laugh when khali was in the chamber for like a total of under two minutes?
>> ID: c6e8b9 0 No. 18342
this is the most excited i've been for wrestlemania since like wmxx, hiac actually makes me interested in taker/hhh III

also holy fuck barrett and ziggler both getting injured in the same spot i have no idea if it actually was show's fault or not but if it was i hope he gets alot of shit for it
>> ID: c6e8b9 0 No. 18343
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the entire upper midcard eliminated in one botched spot
>> ID: 37e14c 0 No. 18344
ziggler is fine, he did the dark match right afterward, but it looks like barrett broke his arm or at least dislocated it. but yeah, that royale was brutal, at least five people taking really hard bumps (three in that botch + rhodes hurting his hamstring some more + kofi almost running into vicki guerrero)

show overthrew ziggler, so he was responsible for the botch.
>> ID: 289b87 2 No. 18345
barrett returns at mania and steals the mitb contract without actually being in the match.
>> ID: 37e14c 1 No. 18347
my first live show tonight

i got mad hype
>> ID: 0845de 0 No. 18364
>> ID: 37e14c -1 No. 18365
if you think rock is still funny you are literally retarded

this whole buildup fucking sucks dick
>> ID: cd0c32 0 No. 18366
i think theyre trying to see just how bad they can build this up because they know its doing 1 million buys no matter what
>> ID: c6e8b9 1 No. 18367
time to be double-meta ironic and cheer cena
>> ID: c6e8b9 1 No. 18371
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no christian = no buy
>> ID: c6e8b9 0 No. 18373
>team teddy vs team ace
i dont expect this to go very long, probably 6-8 minutes tops. half of the wrestlers won't even get tagged in. i still dont expect it to be bad. team ace will probably win because i have no idea what johnny would do if he wasnt the gm of either show (also the shit with albert coming back, christian getting a push, etc)

>divas tag team match
dont care at all, i would like to say that the only blemish on this card is the fact that its not kharma vs. beth like it was supposed to be. would have made this the best looking card since wm17

>kane vs. orton
piss break

>intercontinental championship
it would really, really, make sense for cody to retain but the way theyve been booking this makes it obvious show is going to win.

>world heavyweight championship
will be a solid 10-15 min match, sheamus will probably win. i hope aj gets involved

>hell in a cell
hbk screws hhh, setting up hbk coming out of retirement and having his NEW last match against HHH at wm29. should be a good match though

>wwe championship
this is going to be MOTY by far and will probably be one of the greatest wrestlemania matches of all time, steamboat/savage esque. punks probably going to win

i actually dont know what will happen. im seriously not 100% sold on cena going over given how much the crowd will be against him. i still have a sliver of hope theyll be a wacky heel turn but it will probably just be cena going over in some clever way that doesnt piss off everyone in attendance (its possible)
>> ID: c6e8b9 0 No. 18376
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>rock going over clean
>> ID: cd0c32 0 No. 18377
vince swerved the smarks those idiots didnt see it coming at all so what if it totally killed the entirety of the match and hurt cenas image it swerved the internet fans
>> ID: c6e8b9 0 No. 18378
yeah dude vince set up the entire ppv to swerve internet fans, thats why dickbutt lost in a burial, show went over, taker won, punk won, etc

and i dunno how it killed it i mean it was a solid ending but just seemed out of place to end the feud. theyll probably have a rematch. also heel cena its happenin folks
>> ID: 37e14c 0 No. 18383
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>> ID: cd0c32 2 No. 18384
  brock is back
>> ID: c6e8b9 0 No. 18412
i know this site has been dead but are people still following how fucking amazing wwe has been lately
>> ID: 408bc3 0 No. 18413
i dont watch Jazz Utopian wrestling anymore

vid related njpw owns
>> ID: 229cae 1 No. 18416
extreme rules was probably the single best ppv since mitb last year. i like the lesnar/cena/laurinitas arc a lot and the daniel bryan vs. punk feud is shaping up to be fucking awesome.

overall extremely happy with the product atm.
>> ID: 229cae -1 No. 18417
extreme rules was probably the single best ppv since mitb last year. i like the lesnar/cena/laurinitas arc a lot and the daniel bryan vs. punk feud is shaping up to be fucking awesome.

overall extremely happy with the product atm.
>> ID: 408bc3 1 No. 18421
>> ID: 289b87 0 No. 18427
i too am extremely happy with the product.
>> ID: c6e8b9 0 No. 18430
are you fucking serious dude it nosedived right after extreme rules

TNA is legitimately better than wwe right now. roode/aries/ray are more than enough to make me grit my teeth through the hogan bullshit, unlike the cena/show feud which makes me shut off my fucking tv
>> ID: 408bc3 1 No. 18431
joseph park is the greatest thing in wrestling
>> ID: edf188 0 No. 18488
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>tfw you havent followed wwe in two months but have purchased the last two tna ppv's
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