im jerking off

this is literally the best thing thats ever hapened

do you fucking smell it

I am so fucking hype you don't even know

i was at the store a few weeks ago and there was some 5 year old that kept talking to his sister/babysitter/whatever about wrestling

she asked him if he liked the rock and he didnt know who he was

this is gonna lead to some really confused kids

>>7131
he would've recognized the dwayne

  he needs to do this every week

 Emilio Estevez !AutISTicB. 02/28/11(Mon)07:50

Is it still funny when an adult unironically calls somebody gay?

I dunno but atleast Cena did something mildly interesting for once.

  reviving this thread for this promo

 icechiller 07/03/11(Sun)09:51

  >>14100

I liked the fact he was wearing an Austin shirt. An homage to this promo?

  They don't make wrestling vignettes like they used to.

OH SHIT WWE IS BREAKIN OUT THE WORKED SHOOTS

TIME FOR EVERYONE TO GET WORKED UP OVER NOTHING

  lmao punk seriously is going insane tho

still i can guarantee this is retarded ass worked shoot shit in the vein of edge vs matt hardy and itll just fizzle out in a month

cm punk is a god

>>14366
cool didnt know henry rollins was a wrestler too

are you guys ready for rey to win mitb, orton to beat christian again and cena to win cleanly with the stf?!?!?!?

>>15255
I welcome Randy's reign of terror.

>>15255
>he thinks rey will win mitb

only kofi and borne have less chance of winning. rey is a mexican midget who only gets near titles bc somebody dies or gets injured. if this was some pointless feud where somebody insulted reys "mexicano pride" or made fun of his kids or something stupid like that he'd win, but i dont see him being given the mitb. he doesnt need it to get over and they dont like giving him titles

that other shits gonna happen tho yeah ;_;

cena reign of terror #2 on raw
randy reign of terror on sd

honestly dont even kno why i watch, they keep teasin me with things that are new and interestin, and even tho i kno they'd never do them i get my hopes up

oh shit daniel bryan won the sd mitb. didnt expect that

del rio wins >B)

FUUUUUCUCKKCKCKC

CM PUNK WON! >B)

hahaha YES HAIL CM PUNK

A++++++++++ PPV would watch again

>>15255
lmao none of that actually happened do you feel foolish now (yes)

mf right now

>cm punk is wwe champion
>christian is world heavyweight champion
>del rio won raw mitb
>dirk dickbutt won sd mitb

guys cm punk puts both peanut butter and his wwe title in the fridge i dont know if i can support this

also he claims straightedge but drinks red bull

>>15466
its diet red bull so its totally sXe friendly

>>15477
still has caffeine bro

>>15488
grow up

hooray

wwe is still going to fuck this up

im holding off until they go tv14 and turn cena heel

>>15566
Bow down to the King.

>raw
>amazingly good

am i in some bizarro world

hehe nice are you ready for cena to win the unification ladder match (just like hbk vs razor at wmx!!!)

>win wwe title
>lose it to cena an hour later

ahahahaha

only u
can follow me
only u
can set me free

>>16122
been listenin to living colour all day thanx wwe

this angle is dead

theyre trying really really hard to turn cm punk heel again and are basically giving cena punk's gimmick from 2 weeks ago (seriously a cena vs johnny ace feud makes no sense on so many fucking levels its unbelievable)

thanks wwe ill check back with you around the royal rumble

how are they tryin to turn punk heel? its like sayin austin was a heel

if anythin cena is being booked more like the heel imo. he doesnt seem to care that punk beat him clean, is always the one doing the interruptin, moaned so he could get a rematch, agreed to face rey the same night rey won the title (shouldnt rey get a rematch?) even tho he'd have a huge advantage and regards himself as the legit champion even though its obvious punks belt is the more important.

waht the fuck do wrestling ppl even talkin about

>Natalya's heel turn on AJ Lee was pretty good. She spoke into the camera and said "Beth Phoenix I'm with you. These days of the cute Divas are over."

Long live the King. The King of Kings.

>>16488
the biggest problem is johnny ace siding with punk. the feud is unique because its basically face vs tweener which is really weird but it feels as if theyre trying to solidify cena's spot as the babyface as hard as possible. i just dont like it, cena doesnt need another stupid overcoming the odds scenario in order to get women and children to cheer for him at summerslam.

>>16536
mah nigga golddust is running the women's division now so it has more to do with him i think

>>16566
this storyline is actually supposed to get the males to start cheering cena (lol)

its only going to get worse when his storyline with rock starts to really get going next year into wrestlemania because no way ANYBODY is going to cheer cena over rocky especially in fuckin miami

  best part of raw

>>16911

>>16912
fuck i should have named that andrae.jpg

growing up i was always too lazy to watch roh

anyway yeah that raw last night was really good i feel alot better about this now

are yall niggas ready for hhh to win the undisputed title tonight

>>17122

not really sure what to think about that

also i paid for the wwe.com stream and it crashed the second del rio cashed in

whilst it was cool to see nash again it was stupid. there had better be a good reason for what happened bc atm all i can see as plausible is either nash is gonna be wrestling (plz no) or steph hired him bc trips wouldnt cheat for cena (which is stupid too)

sucks that adrs first title reign is in the middle of a much bigger storyline he's not a part of. he's gonna lose it quick and it'll make him look even weaker

tbh this is probably one of the best outcomes that could have happened, i know everyone probably wanted to just see punk win clean but this sets up a bunch of different scenarios that can segway cena and punk out of this fued (face vs face feuds are goddamn retarded). someone said something about a retarded cena/punk vs hhh/nash/steph scenario and i think thatd be funny as fuck

Are you all ready a for another Mark Henry title run?

>>17333
>>Another

Hasn't he only been ECW champ? (that doesnt count)

>>17344
no 1 counts any ecw title reigns after van dam's

also cena getting to feud with del rio after losing to punk twice in a row you know what i dont even care anymore

>>17355
but then he beat him. in a #1 contenders match, when they've clearly got something more long-term planned for punk.

be patient. they've just established cm punk as one of the main guys for a while. i'd rather have him go over nash or feud with triple h. i'm willing to bet that if cena/rock is not for the title, that whatever match punk will be in will be. (i can also see him winning the rumble and threatening to put himself in cena/rock if it's for the title, which would put him even more over than he already is.)

  >>17433
yea i wrote that before monday night i like the way its going now

also lets talk about matt hardy this shit rules

>>17444
i think he's a huge faggot, has anything of note happened since jeff hardy's wife flipped her shit?

These wrestlers all have shit physiques. Someone needs to get these kids either some steroids or some decent gimmicks.

missed raw and sd the past two weeks what the fuck is this

>>17761
things fell through with nash and im still not sure if its a work or not.

 Emilio Estevez!AutISTicB. 09/14/11(Wed)11:56

the cm punk/hhh thing on monday was kinda fun

glad nash got dropped, hope theyre not bringing him back

>>17773
that promo monday was my favorite from the entire feud

im thinking punk will get screwed sunday and then fight either hhh or nash @ HIAC

im hoping cena loses cuz of interference from the rock, but at the same time cena's lost on ppv two months in a row now and a third would be unlikely but i really have no idea

orton losing is extremely unlikely given how dominant henry has been in the feud. i also dont like seeing the whc get hotshotted around like it has over the past year and wouldnt mind a long orton run

dont care about the rest of the card at all

if the nash thing turns out to be a work i am guessing he will screw haitch at noc and john laurinitis would be the new coo and he would be the evil corporate censorship man and generate atomic levels of heat without even trying, leading to him assembling a survivor series team against the unlikely team of john cena, cm punk, triple h, and a fourth guy (probably rey if he's back in action by then)

  Maybe if I keep posting classic wrestling promos it will be the late 80s again.

>>17782
hehe nice remember the gobbeldy gooker

what about doink the clown DUDE THEY NEED TO BRING DOINK THE CLOWN BACK IT WAS THE MOST EPIC GIMMICK EVER GIVE HIM A RUN WITH THE WWE TITLE

>>17781
if the nash shit is a work (it probably is) nash will interfere and we'll get punk vs nash at HIAC. i would have rather seen punk vs hhh at hiac but im seriously thinking that something got fucked up with nash not being cleared to wrestle (like what happened when hart tried wrestling last year)

i dont expect it to last past survivor series and i dont think theyre gonna do a stupid corporation angle but i could be wrong

  Greatest childhood memory

  >>17797

Worst memory

Mark Henry wins!

Everyone hates it!

hehe cena hehe nice

WWF referee is one of my dream jobs. Ineffectually arguing with wrestlers, pretending to get knocked out, being distracted while people cheat. It looks like great fun.

>>17809
can you really call it "cheating" when everything is planned?

>>17817
>everything is planned

excuse me

wait someone just pointed out that this entire mark henry program is just here to put over big show when he returns

i think part of me just died

 Emilio Estevez!AutISTicB. 09/22/11(Thu)06:09

>>17820
i assumed theyre goin to give the belt to sheamus (im expectin him to win this christian feud that could be happenin) in a few months so henry can feud w/ show when he returns

are they rly gonna put the belt on face big show? it would kill sd deader than it currently is.

>>17820
no, it's all to give henry a nice long monster reign with the whc so he can lose cleanly to daniel bryan in a 1 on 1 match in the main event at wrestlemania

Hell in a Cell is looking good.

bumping for white strap ic title

did anybody see the survivor series poster

because the main event is probably going to be john cena and the rock w/ two other guys (probably punk and morrison, idk who else would do it unless they got haitch) vs. swagger, ziggler, rhodes, and christian.

 Emilio Estevez!AutISTicB. 10/10/11(Mon)19:04

>>17922
>morrison

his last 4 or 5 appearances have been him getting squashed and eating multiple finishers. they also just released a really stupid t-shirt that says "jomosapiens: we're gonna eat your lunch"

i dont see him getting near a main event match any time soon

>>17923
he only got beat on a rollthrough at hell in a cell, seems they've been bumping him up recently

>>17923
yea after seeing him get buried tonight by christian it's probably going to be haitch and punk, unless laurinaitis does a firing angle with punk which seems kinda likely.

i really have no idea what the fuck theyre doing with morrison because he's getting tons of tv time + a new shirt but hes jobbing over and fucking over (i never liked him so i dont really care but i just wanna know what the fuck theyre doing)

ss will probably be 5v5 i mean tonight we had cena/sheamus/hhh/punk all together and aligned with one another and vickie guerrero's stable includes otunga now

i would like to point out that otunga's lawyer gimmick has caused me to stop hating him.

>>17933
same, but i hated everything about the nexus

>>17935
that is where we differ because i believe the nexus in its original incarnation, up until cena came back, was the best thing ever. the punk era was utter shit.

that said i always thought otunga was just filler and would hopefully be removed later, but this lawyer gimmick isn't shit luckily.

looks like john morrison won't be renewing his contract, probably because he's been nothing but a stiff for the past month or two

http://www.wrestlezone.com/news/243386-report-wwe-star-soon-to-be-done-with-company

>>17942
its probably because they shafted melina, who is engaged to morrison iirc.

>>17943
they broke up in September so i thought he'd get a push but there you go

have a great opportunity to push the Miz or Sheamus and throw a wrench into the Heavyweight title

do another Orton v. Henry rematch instead

yeah wwe hardcore fucked this up like i expected them to, its incredible how bad this got completely fucked. im still optimistic about punk's incoming monster push as well as henry holding the title until elimination chamber but now you guys know why i've been so on/off about wrestling over the past 4 years as wwe is so incredibly hit and miss concerning everything.

 Emilio Estevez!AutISTicB. 10/15/11(Sat)04:45

im gettin really bored w/ it

feel like this hhh/nash shit completely killed punks momentum for no good reason (other than to get hhh over??????????) and smackdown is a waste of time. was really hoping they would push sheamus into a title feud w/ henry but instead we're gonna get more boreton

it's fucking stupid to hold a battle royale, which gives you the opportunity to push ANYONE YOU WANT and then do absolutely nothing original with it. fucking smackdown.

>>17950
i am also just holding out for punk's push + rock's return, and maybe a heel turn for Cena though i'm not holding my breath on that one