ok i fucking love ryder but when i saw him doing the flat tire with kane chasing him shit i was kinda like "heh theyre making fun of horror movies" but people are acting like its the absolute most clever thing wwe has ever done

oh yeah brodus clay FUNKMASTER raw ofthe year all years

>>18244
clever isn't how i would've described it but it was an enjoyable segment imho. would've been cooler if eve got dragged to hell.

Wow, Ernest Miller really let himself go.

>>18244
funkasaurus: the debut to end all debuts

 Mu-san 無 01/13/12(Fri)19:23

  maffew showing how its done.

>>18254
kevin dunn's hitlist.jpg

>>18254
lolwwe

>>18254

mick foley replaces laurinaitis as gm next week, calling it.

why the fuck are they keeping ryder off tv for so long im having a hard time believing theyre going to spend 2 months building his return just for a US title match that will probably be on the preshow of wrestlemania

did he get caught smoking synthetic weed with evan bourne

>>18277
Several months ago, it was rumored that Vince heavily disliked Ryder for being so over with the internet.

Vince though Long Island Story mocked and berated the WWE.

 andrae!msMC2JoVUI 01/28/12(Sat)11:31

>>18282
i never heard this rumor

they put the us title on him, he has more merch for sale on shopzone than cena, he has a poster in this months wwe magazine, etc etc and even the way they booked the injury angle it made him look really strong (kicking out of 2 swaggerbombs when he dropped the title and lasting a pretty fucking long time against kane) no one seems to be too upset about it though so im guessing he's just coming back at wrestlemania where he'll probably get the us title again

anyway WHOS WINNIN THE RUMBLE

>>18288
Miz loses it to Jericho + Miz face turn + switches to Smackdown

 andrae!msMC2JoVUI 01/29/12(Sun)10:19

>>18289
its gonna be orton, who will come in towards the end, and he'll only appear in non-wrestling roles on smackdown for the next 2 months while he nurses his back injury. probably beat whoever the fuck has the whc in a match that will appear on wrestlemania 28's undercard. maybe itll even be dbd (probably in a squash) but thats being too hopeful (itll probably be mark henry)

 Emilio Estevez!AutISTicB. 01/29/12(Sun)10:28

  >>18292
if orton wins im dropping wwe again for ring ka king

 andrae!msMC2JoVUI 01/29/12(Sun)20:06

totally didnt expect lobster head to win

extremely pleased with this rumble, probably my favorite in years. ricardo, kharma, jericho, sheamus winning, fuck i even thought the announcers as entrants was awesome

A+++++++++

expecting ryder to screw kane at ec and come back repackaged. ryder himself is great but he's missing some... intensity. having him come back and go over kane legitimately at mania is just what he needs imho.

best raw in months

orton got a concussion, so someone had to take his spot in the chamber.

 andrae!msMC2JoVUI 02/15/12(Wed)09:19

>>18329
orton getting inured over and over this year can be nothing other than divine intervention

This thread has been alive for a year, wow

Oh well, still gotta get hype for WM this year!!!!!!!

i think orton will get relegated to a feud with show at mania.

or they'll just throw him into the whc match and put him over, cause you know, the whole building new stars thing.

 andrae!msMC2JoVUI 02/15/12(Wed)19:27

>>18332
people barely posted in it until cm punk's mega-push at the beginning of the summer

>>18333
im actually starting to feel bad for orton, i personally think hes sucked since his first WHC reign in 2004 but hes being hardcore jerked around right now in the midcard which sucks for someone that used to be #2 in the company behind cena. he has reason to be upset

personally though im wondering if he has a drug problem, hes been "injured" twice in the past two months and wwe might not know what to do with him

all this aside, we can narrow down who will win the smackdown chamber.

it won't be show
it won't be khali
it won't be santino
it won't be rhodes

that means the only two possibilities are barrett and bryan.

>>18333
show is probably doing the celebrity match vs. shaq

>>18336
i have seen people talking about this and i have never seen any kind of proof or source.

>>18338
http://pwtorch.com/artman2/publish/quicknews/article_56227.shtml

and also they feuded the when shaq went on Raw in 09

>>18339
yea i remember that.

as for the chamber matches tonight, i think the wwe title one owned, and then every other match on the card was meh, save for the second halves of cena/kane and the sd chamber.

also did anyone else laugh when khali was in the chamber for like a total of under two minutes?

 andrae!msMC2JoVUI 02/20/12(Mon)20:28

this is the most excited i've been for wrestlemania since like wmxx, hiac actually makes me interested in taker/hhh III

also holy fuck barrett and ziggler both getting injured in the same spot i have no idea if it actually was show's fault or not but if it was i hope he gets alot of shit for it

 andrae!msMC2JoVUI 02/20/12(Mon)20:49

the entire upper midcard eliminated in one botched spot

>>18343
>>18342
ziggler is fine, he did the dark match right afterward, but it looks like barrett broke his arm or at least dislocated it. but yeah, that royale was brutal, at least five people taking really hard bumps (three in that botch + rhodes hurting his hamstring some more + kofi almost running into vicki guerrero)

show overthrew ziggler, so he was responsible for the botch.

barrett returns at mania and steals the mitb contract without actually being in the match.

my first live show tonight

i got mad hype

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if you think rock is still funny you are literally retarded

this whole buildup fucking sucks dick

>>18365
i think theyre trying to see just how bad they can build this up because they know its doing 1 million buys no matter what

 andrae!msMC2JoVUI 03/16/12(Fri)21:04

time to be double-meta ironic and cheer cena

 andrae!msMC2JoVUI 03/26/12(Mon)19:54

no christian = no buy

 andrae!msMC2JoVUI 03/31/12(Sat)08:29

>team teddy vs team ace
i dont expect this to go very long, probably 6-8 minutes tops. half of the wrestlers won't even get tagged in. i still dont expect it to be bad. team ace will probably win because i have no idea what johnny would do if he wasnt the gm of either show (also the shit with albert coming back, christian getting a push, etc)

>divas tag team match
dont care at all, i would like to say that the only blemish on this card is the fact that its not kharma vs. beth like it was supposed to be. would have made this the best looking card since wm17

>kane vs. orton
piss break

>intercontinental championship
it would really, really, make sense for cody to retain but the way theyve been booking this makes it obvious show is going to win.

>world heavyweight championship
will be a solid 10-15 min match, sheamus will probably win. i hope aj gets involved

>hell in a cell
hbk screws hhh, setting up hbk coming out of retirement and having his NEW last match against HHH at wm29. should be a good match though

>wwe championship
this is going to be MOTY by far and will probably be one of the greatest wrestlemania matches of all time, steamboat/savage esque. punks probably going to win

>rock/cena
i actually dont know what will happen. im seriously not 100% sold on cena going over given how much the crowd will be against him. i still have a sliver of hope theyll be a wacky heel turn but it will probably just be cena going over in some clever way that doesnt piss off everyone in attendance (its possible)

 andrae!msMC2JoVUI 04/01/12(Sun)20:01

>rock going over clean

>>18376
vince swerved the smarks those idiots didnt see it coming at all so what if it totally killed the entirety of the match and hurt cenas image it swerved the internet fans

 andrae!msMC2JoVUI 04/01/12(Sun)20:13

>>18377
yeah dude vince set up the entire ppv to swerve internet fans, thats why dickbutt lost in a burial, show went over, taker won, punk won, etc

and i dunno how it killed it i mean it was a solid ending but just seemed out of place to end the feud. theyll probably have a rematch. also heel cena its happenin folks

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 andrae!msMC2JoVUI 05/02/12(Wed)14:58

i know this site has been dead but are people still following how fucking amazing wwe has been lately

  >>18412
i dont watch Jazz Utopian wrestling anymore

vid related njpw owns

>>18412
extreme rules was probably the single best ppv since mitb last year. i like the lesnar/cena/laurinitas arc a lot and the daniel bryan vs. punk feud is shaping up to be fucking awesome.

overall extremely happy with the product atm.

>>18412
extreme rules was probably the single best ppv since mitb last year. i like the lesnar/cena/laurinitas arc a lot and the daniel bryan vs. punk feud is shaping up to be fucking awesome.

overall extremely happy with the product atm.

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