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14200 ID: c7e35f 0 No. 14200 hide watch quickreply [Reply]
misogynistic, slightly racist, full of pointless characters and far too long

transformers time

the first 90minutes of this movie make it a contender for worst movie of all time and thats not even an exaggeration. the next 90 minutes arent much better, but at least theres smashing robots to go with the offensive dialogue and plot. although they manage to drag this on so long i found it difficult to care.

it will be the most successful movie of the year ;_;
>> ID: c7e35f 0 No. 14211
the next 60 even

its 2.5hrs long
>> ID: b0a85b 9 No. 14222
  shit movie
>> ID: 3e31e0 0 No. 14244
this is so bad

*goes and see it due to peer pressure*
>> ID: 308d48 5 No. 14266
>>14222


oh man 12 mins or so in he says LOADS A MONEY lol just like my favorite video game character killing floor


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13611 ID: 241bbb 3 No. 13611 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
I know this show has been out for a while, but I'm just now getting into it and really enjoying it.

If you haven't seen it, it centers around George, the girl in the picture (kawaii as fuk) who dies by some very unfortunate circumstances. However, instead of going on to the afterlife, she happens to become the newest Grim Reaper for the city that she lives in. A bunch of wacky antics and foul language goes on and it's actually a really good show, and the characters are enjoyable.
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>> ID: 15a325 0 No. 13899
the big fat italian guy owns, the episodes with him and the chef are the best
>> ID: e3a092 6 No. 13977
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>>13711
>> ID: 241bbb 4 No. 14000
  >>13899

If you mean rube, he's really not fat, but he is hilarious
>> ID: bf3c66 0 No. 14188
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Mandy Patinkin is awesome. In case you didn't know it's this guy.
>> ID: b62d5b 7 No. 14199
>>14188
So the girl has a guy's name and the guy has a girl's name?

What kind of wacky show is this?!?!


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13355 ID: 1e025c 6 No. 13355 hide watch quickreply [Reply]
http://redlettermedia.com/plinkett/other-movies/cop-dog/

sadly its another kid's movie, but it's implied at the end that the next will will be the new indiana jones movie
>> ID: 7229a4 4 No. 13388
pretty funny but yeah they should do more movies people actual have heard of
>> ID: a3b06d 7 No. 13444
that karate dog clip they kept showing with the cg dog kept pissing me off
>> ID: 39ccf3 5 No. 13500
at least they dont have that weird chubby guy as him any more

its better when we dont see him imo
>> ID: 8988f6 0 No. 14166
>>13444
I dunno, man. I don't think they had enough of that dog.
>> ID: 89f146 0 No. 14177
>>13500
his gimmick is starting to wear a bit thin tbh


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14111 ID: 4d3626 5 No. 14111 hide watch quickreply [Reply]
terminator 2 came out 20 years ago. go watch it again, if you haven't already.
>> ID: 7eca63 1 No. 14122
i watched it last week on sky.
>> ID: a9766e 1 No. 14155
Didn't have enough Kyle Reese.


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>> ID: f5d54d 3 No. 14088
HA HA HA HA HA
Oh fuck.
>> ID: 448006 6 No. 14099
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It's really hard to see you in this much pain....


ID: 60b317 4 No. 14044 hide watch quickreply [Reply]
  >A young filmmaker obtains a mysterious device that unleashes the full force of cinema on his front lawn.


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12811 ID: d1d771 1 No. 12811 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
It's like Martin Campbell decided to give us a Green Lantern Movie but instead got the source material mixed up with those little comics you got inside those winders sweets ( Brit fruit roll ups) and scrawled green crayons,pointless love interests, boring antagonists and squandered opportunities all over it.

This is unbelievably dire for both fans and non fans alike. Confusing as hell casting to a non-fan, both my friends came out of it thinking Hector Hammond and Carol Ferris were siblings because both of their parents were disgruntled white rich army bad guys.

Reynolds was all right, but whenever they were in space ( which they needed to be in FAR MORE imo) absolutely everything is CG, and looks great, apart from Ryan's stupid face bobbing around on a green screen. The fights were wonderful, and the constructs were imaginative e.g. more than just boxing gloves and machine guns. But then there were only 5 minutes of that coolness in the entire movie. By the final boss I just couldn't care less. Parallax itself was the most boring antagonist ever.

Oh god, and the hateable "nerdy" sidekick for no good reason whatsoever who had maybe twelve lines and could have had his roll filled by absolutely anyone else in the pointlessly large cast.

What did you think?
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>> ID: f30de6 3 No. 13199
Green Lantern is a pretty boring superhero anyways from what I've seen, I don't see why a movie about him would be any better.
>> ID: 072c02 2 No. 13411
>>12866
Waiting was pretty good.
>> ID: 190f7d 1 No. 13533
>>13199

you shut your whore mouth
>> ID: cad0f5 1 No. 13811
>>12866
he was pretty good in The Nines and Smokin' Aces, both of which I would consider "good movies"
>> ID: 4c34fc 0 No. 13822
movie woulda been better if it was about the other corps tbh
wheres my larfleeze bitches.


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13688 ID: 5e8f9f 1 No. 13688 hide watch quickreply [Reply]
I'm looking for this movie that has a cliffhanger titlecard ending I saw in a youtube video. The main character has a mini grenade launcher in his sleeve that he slides out to kill the final bad guy, then the movie cuts to text saying something like "Following this, [main character] turned himself in to the police. He now faces 40 years in prison". Does anyone here know what movie it is?
>> ID: d369ad 7 No. 13733
  this the one?
>> ID: 5e8f9f 0 No. 13766
>>13733
YES, thank you
>> ID: 87b9d7 1 No. 13799
>>13733
the movies name is blood debts


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>> ID: 4b22c4 4 No. 13588
Was interested until the NBC logo. Enjoy never getting any real progression.
>> ID: 35d122 1 No. 13599
The twist is that hes the only one who really died
>> ID: ed7fbd 4 No. 13600
three seasons of dragging it out, ends with him in a coma, bank on it
>> ID: fa9dd9 1 No. 13777
Honestly, that trailer makes this look like the premise could make for an awesome movie. As a show, I'm skeptical.
>> ID: 98a010 0 No. 13788
It looks good, actually. A movie would be great but I want to see how far they can take a story like this.


ID: 9b7049 0 No. 13211 hide watch quickreply [Reply]
  why does this movie exist


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11300 ID: dab457 2 No. 11300 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
Does anyone else have Netflix, and use it almost exclusively for Instant Watch? Shit's bananas. I've had it for a few months and found some real gems in the thousands of movies and shows on there, but I'm looking to expand my queue. What has anyone else found?

Gems of Netflix Instant Watch thread.
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>> ID: ae88e7 0 No. 12200
while we're still talking about Parks and Rec, anyone know where you can see all of season 3? Netflix doesn't have it
>> ID: 311834 0 No. 12233
>the new Netflix home page

so much worse than the old design

fuck
>> ID: 905b91 0 No. 12244
>>12233

ugh god I know. Fucking christ why did they do that
>> ID: dab457 1 No. 12444
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>>12200

Hulu

And I know my first post was a Korean movie, but "I Saw The Devil" is probably one of the most fantastic movies on instant watch, and in general.
>> ID: 28c977 0 No. 12933
  I had never seen this before holy shit


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12633 ID: a69e8c 2 No. 12633 hide watch quickreply [Reply]
New season. He went through a whole episode without murdering a single innocent piece of furniture in a fit of rage. Character development.
>> ID: b1bc03 0 No. 12644
thanks for giving us the name of the show and not just a vague picture of two actors!
>> ID: 206318 0 No. 12655
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12655
It was alright. I'm glad Alice returned to the show.
>> ID: 27d49b 0 No. 12666
first episode of new season was kind of meh
felt like one long setup

>>12644
luther
>> ID: a69e8c 1 No. 12688
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>>12644
If you didn't recognize it, I don't see how it'd much matter to you that a new season premiered. But here- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luther_%28TV_series%29.

Long story short, britshow, DCI Luther does some shit, makes some friends, people die, he makes a fuss constantly.
>> ID: 06eaf9 6 No. 12755
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12755
>>12688
No, the long story short is that the actor is motherfucking Stringer Bell.


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