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7229 ID: 8d438f 2 No. 7229 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
Now I don't wear hats except beanies so i feel free to judge people who do, and living on campus gives me endless supplies of tasteless people who don't understand how to dress themselves.

But I've come into one general rule that pretty much hasn't failed me yet:

Pasty white people shouldn't wear hats

My god when did neckbeards and tall skinny comp sci majors find it acceptable to wear tophats and fedora's in public.

The only people that can rock those kinds of hat's are the tall bald or very short haired people who are physically fit. Black people especially rock fedora's.

Ugh, I have more things to add but i'm out the door at the moment.
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>> ID: 350682 -15 No. 7245
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7245
Berets are cool.
>> ID: 350682 -5 No. 7265
/fff/ still doesn't like jokes I see.
>> ID: 904c8e 1 No. 7267
>>7245
muzzle discipline
>> ID: 5163ff 5 No. 7268
Theres this guy on my campus who looks like he never washes his hair, has a giant neckbeard, and wears what looks like a replica of Jack Sparrow's tricorne.

It's pretty awful.
>> ID: 577c84 6 No. 7273
  >>7236


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7184 ID: ce8a3a -2 No. 7184 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
I was talking to my friend who has never had orange cookies before, and it got me in the mood to bake.

I found this recipe: http://allrecipes.com//Recipe/beths-orange-cookies/Detail.aspx

I was just going to make that, but then I realized that I have a can of frozen cranberry juice concentrate that I could use instead (since the recipe calls for orange juice concentrate rather than orange juice or flavoring) and just nix the orange rind.

Do you think this would work to make delicious cranberry cookies? Because I love them more than oranges, goddamn. Also, then I don't need to go buy oranges and orange juice concentrate.

Either way, it's an idea. I only ask this because baking is pretty delicate and a simple mis-substitution can fuck up your whole recipe, and I don't want to waste the potential of cranberry juice on cookies that may come out like ass.
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>> ID: 674e39 27 No. 7199
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7199
>Squid
>Food ALLERGIES???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>> ID: 62a4f7 2 No. 7200
this for christs sakes >>7195
>> ID: 5e83f8 -10 No. 7201
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7201
>> ID: ce8a3a -3 No. 7210
>>7194
God I love Russian tea cakes. Those are one of my favorites, too.

>>7186
I just bought sour cream on my trip home tonight, so I will tell you how they come out when I bake them.

Also, perhaps pictures.
>> ID: ce8a3a -3 No. 7235
The recipe is quite misinformed.

I used a 1/2 tbsp instead of a measuring tsp for dropping the cookies onto the sheet (meaning they're larger) and got over a hundred goddamn cookies, as opposed to the 72 the recipe claims it will make (using a teaspoon).

Also, I found the cookies began to burn if they were in the oven any longer than 8 minutes, while the recipe calls for around 10. Glad I didn't follow that.

The icing recipe is also *quite* off. I had to double the amount of icing I made in order to frost all these cookies.

Swapping cranberry for orange worked out pretty well, but the coloring isn't as nice; the cookies are whitish with pinkish frosting, as opposed to the yellow-orange uniformity of orange cookies. However, they taste pretty good, so no harm, no foul.

The flavor's a little odd though (cookies are too bland while the frosting is too sweet/sour), so maybe I should've stuck with orange. Honestly, exchanging orange for cranberry, they taste kind of like strawberry pocky. Strange.


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7152 ID: fb425a 0 No. 7152 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
I bought a cheap sirloin steak yesterday thinking I would make delicious hamburgers with it, WRONG there's little fat so it's extremely dry and bland. So what do I do with a pound of unappealing ground beef?
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>> ID: be1ee3 0 No. 7169
chili, beef stew, spaghetti are all nice applications of lean meat
>> ID: 897e8e 0 No. 7170
Try marinating it
>> ID: fb425a 0 No. 7173
>>7160
Ran it through an old metal hand crank grinder once.

>>7157
Good
>> ID: b1bb6b 0 No. 7189
>>7152

Chili
Meatballs
Tacos
Spaghetti Bolognese
>> ID: e893fa -1 No. 7211
Definitely tacos.

The leaner the meat, the better the tacos, and this sounds about as lean as it gets.


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6428 ID: 9ad653 -6 No. 6428 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]
I just drank a bottle of robotussin

drug thread.
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>> ID: 9b12f8 -5 No. 6854
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6854
>> ID: 298f69 -2 No. 6863
why
>> ID: 46b4e2 -7 No. 6867
I took acid last friday and it was pretty fun.
Stepping it up with two tabs this saturday
>> ID: a4320f 13 No. 7086
u can fit like 3 cigs vertically up your butt to sneak past mom..tried it and it WORKS
>> ID: 0deabd 1 No. 7209
Had about 270mg of codeine friday night I know it's a shitty opiate but I wanted to get rid of it.


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6851 ID: 323a3a 3 No. 6851 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
why do these exist
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>> ID: 67d189 -5 No. 7197
I didn't like them at first. They're a part of me now. Zips are inferior.
>> ID: 6d6670 1 No. 7205
>>7196

Something gets caught in the slider/teeth.
>> ID: dd9bf2 0 No. 7206
>>7196
I've had the teeth break apart for an unknown reason on a jacket that was zipped up and do you know how hard it is to fix that? I've also had a zipper just break off completely like a giant piece of shit.

Bonus to button flies: you're never going to have the buttons embarrassingly unbutton themselves.
>> ID: 7398c5 0 No. 7207
I always forget to put these back on when drunk
>> ID: d6a3ac 3 No. 7208
i saw a man wear this in a porno today, the lady seemed to enjoy popping those things and they make a cool sound *pop pop pop pop* and bam presto, cock


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7080 ID: 36b3aa 2 No. 7080 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
hey does anyone else know someone that you see only semi regularly but they change their hair constantly so you dont even recognize them whenever you see them

yeah i hate that shit
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>> ID: f5b0c4 0 No. 7174
I change my hair color/facial hair a lot. People still recognize me though.
>> ID: 51a683 3 No. 7175
>>7172
you sound creepy using any words at all
>> ID: 04df5a 0 No. 7178
>>7175
Given the evang bomblol situation i dont think he's one to talk
>> ID: 6ccebc 0 No. 7179
i havent changed my hair style in 5-6 long years.
>> ID: 7af8b9 3 No. 7180
>>7172
Don't be so mean just because you're sore about your recent haircut, sweetie. It's not becoming!


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6931 ID: 3669ef -8 No. 6931 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
Hey guys, question about staying up. I was thinking about staying up for 128~ hours, starting sunday and ending on friday evening, so I can get in some work. I have a lot of questions about it though; basically will I be able to function in society for those five days? Towards the end would I like...faint/?? cause I would literally die of embarrassment if I fainted in class. also if i slept on friday evening for like the whole weekend, wouldn't i like get a urinary tract infection from not pissing for three days. also any testimonials from people who stayed up for a long time, i've never done it past like 24 hours

also, any methods for easily doing it? i figure caffeine would put you to sleep faster in the long run
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>> ID: f7045d 2 No. 7010
when was the last time flandre posted? I think he might be dead...
>> ID: 9d6ff5 3 No. 7018
>>7010
good
>> ID: 3669ef -7 No. 7029
>>7018

lol

>>7010

nah haha i lasted until about wednesday night, wednesday itself was probably the most unproductive day of my life because i felt like i was drowning in a sea of exhaustion!! hardest thing i have ever done u guys were right

ty all
>> ID: 7409e9 0 No. 7046
>>7029
so how many hours did you make it in the end
>> ID: 6275f9 4 No. 7083
youre going to die


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6865 ID: b476f0 2 No. 6865 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
let's talk about some local restraunts that you've eaten at

This is The Buckhorn, it's in a town that's about twenty minutes south of my college and it's a pretty awesome burger joint. They have one of the best green chile cheeseburgers I have ever had. They also have some pretty good onion rings. If you're ever on the south side of I-25, you should most definitely stop there.
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>> ID: d0d97f 0 No. 7028
>>7024
dude that is impossible first of all how do you breathe/eat?? im calling that right now
>> ID: e4528e 0 No. 7035
>>7028

You're correct, I do have a neck. Looks like anonymous has been leading us all in a farce!
>> ID: f336ff 0 No. 7075
I went to a Wendy's nearby and they had some pretty rockin frosties.
>> ID: d0d97f -1 No. 7076
>>7075
its all about those $1 spicy chicken nuggets

best value of any fast food ever
>> ID: 119ed2 -11 No. 7078
>>7076
agreed, the cheapest way to die a slow painful death due to eating poisonous disgusting fast food


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6694 ID: ef0d45 -2 No. 6694 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
I put down 2200 yards in an hour monday and plan on dropping 2000 yards 3 times a week. What can I expect in health concerns and what kind of serious weight loss can I expect with that kind of mileage?
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>> ID: 1c0ba2 2 No. 7040
>>7039
ya see hes only a fat moron dont slander his name like that
>> ID: ef0d45 1 No. 7041
>>7040

Thank you.
>> ID: a38979 1 No. 7057
>>7039
well obviously your mother is also from NY but struck it west to become a big name actress but became lost and destitute and ended up doing porno and thats when her gay theater play-write brother's bisexual lover discovered her and they had a threesome and bang here we are

anyways i want to swim more often its one of my favorite activities but idk i just haven't lately
>> ID: ef0d45 -2 No. 7058
>>7057

still not inbred, but okay! You should swim a lot more, bob, you might lose some weight!
>> ID: a38979 -1 No. 7074
>>7058
im actually underweight but thanks


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6801 ID: f42255 0 No. 6801 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]
Alright gentlemen. My distress is a simple one, I woke up this morning and went to put on my favorite pair of sneakers only to find that the sole completely fell out of place, and now I need new ones.

I kind of want to try shopping online for shoes, but i've never done it, anyone know any good sites / any good shoes to start with?

Also Shoe / Sneaker Thread.
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>> ID: 25969f 0 No. 7038
>>7036
>>7033
id rather be a girl than a fat loser who doesnt know how to dress himself tbh
>> ID: 68c6f7 0 No. 7044
>>7038
lol i hope you're talking about me because im neither of those as >>31047 clearly shows
>> ID: bacad4 1 No. 7045
>>7044
http://boards.fightingamphibians.org/dra/src/128586871871.jpg

ok youre not fat but youre still a loser who doesnt know how to shave his face and youre probably still dressed like a retard i cant tell cause all i can see is ur shirt
>> ID: d347d2 0 No. 7049
>>7045
lmao
>> ID: aa5094 8 No. 7051
xoxo bomblol and kermit are like the 90s chicago bulls


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6828 ID: 6a1ea3 1 No. 6828 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
This shit is so good. I know a couple people from FA who drink this too. Anyone else? Or are you all too midwestern caucazoid nerds for it?
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>> ID: 91fae4 0 No. 6845
had a guava one it sucked
>> ID: 812d59 0 No. 6871
Yeah it's only in the international sections but it's pretty quality soda.
>> ID: de7b41 -1 No. 6938
Just got a huge bottle of this shit at my local grocer. I'm in heaven
>> ID: ac8a9c 0 No. 7016
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7016
>>6831
>Tamarindo
>Barf

reactionimage


Jamaica and Mandarin have to be the best flavors. However carbonated Jamaica just isn't as good as it is from the machines in Mexican food restaurants around here in so.cal.
>> ID: 245143 1 No. 7017
jarritos is just a little above average in terms of fruit flavored sodas but thats not saying much since soda is shit


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