Quick minute button

>microwaving something for only a minute

 Boris 04/15/11(Fri)21:18

I hit the +30 sec button twice what now

 za warudo aka za warudo 04/15/11(Fri)21:19

who>?

 BOEN!JOND.FfRDg 04/15/11(Fri)21:50

my microwave has a knob that you twist

>he thinks a minute can be "quicker" than 60 seconds

 za warudo aka za warudo 04/15/11(Fri)22:39

>imputs

 Azzents!nrL3JCJWYw!!xkBQL4A2H3 04/15/11(Fri)22:52

>Doesn't cook his food with dragon breath

 TheLastRoboKy!PTp2mgltYM 04/15/11(Fri)23:45

>He calls the "hot-box that goes ping" a "microwave".

>he puts pop-tarts in the microwave

same

 Lord Dongcopter 04/16/11(Sat)06:57

europe has had decimalized time for quite a while

100 days in a year
100 chrons in the day
100 chronocents in the chron

how uncivilized that the US still decided to use time from the olden days

>>54522
>he calls a stigglywiggly cold on the cob a "popsicle"

>>54411
my 1400 watt microwave turns any food into charcoal if i put it in longer than a minute

>>54655
On the box the recommended time for cooking a pop-tart in the microwave is 3 seconds.

>>54788
Who the fuck microwaves a poptart?

>not microwaving your PB&J sandwiches

microwave yams for ten minutes

enjoy your radiation from microwaves you non organicfood consumers

>>54833
fucking disgusting

 Captain /co/mmando 04/16/11(Sat)18:05

>>54833

>microwaves instead of toasts his PB&J

 martial arts 04/16/11(Sat)18:54

>eh still eats peanut better

>>54899

>he heats his PB&Js

>>54655
if you microwave a pop tart for like 40 seconds, the sugary fillings start burning just a little and it is delicious

>you OCD faggots actually care about things that in no way affect you at all.

>he doesnt put his poptarts in the toaster
>he eats one of the shitty fruit flavors

lmao fuckin plebs actually using microwaves i hope yall enjoy ur early unsatisfying deaths as invalids

I thought everyone put poptarts in the oven...

what in the hell is a poptart

>flushing when you take a shit in a public restroom

http://smittenkitchen.com/2010/04/homemade-pop-tarts/

pop tarts you say

how an 1100 watt nuker takes eleven minutes to bake the three small potatoes?

how an???

>>55288
I wish people could write a recipe without telling their life story.

Also basically take sugar and butter, and fill it with sugar and jam then write 1 out of 500 comments about your thyroid problems

>>55244
fuck you bitch i have to watch that shit when i gotta shit

>>56577
>>55244

>Taking shits in public restrooms

That's just nasty

Can we talk about Beverly Hills Cops instead.

I love those movies.

>>57211

third one sucked

>>55244

it's called being an upstanding citizen. but you wouldn't know anything about that now would you, fatty.

>implying i dont shit on the seat

>that little dribble of pee that runs down your leg after you zip up

>when you look at the toilet paper and theres blood on it but you realise its just your ass cut open from the shitty toilet paper then you realise that your cut is covered in shit and shit is going into your bloodstream

>>58055
do you not fucking shake your dick or something you freaking weirdo

>>58133
"No matter how you jump and dance, the last two drops go in your pants"

Common knowledge

>>58100

uh unless there is visibly blood in the water fyi blood on the toilet paper doesn't mean anything bad

>>58611

but theres poop on it. But what sort of nerd doesn't wash their ass regularly??? all of them.

>when you take a shit that ISN'T painful for once

>>58422
i will let you in on a secret passed down from generation to generation


dab with a tissue

>>59644
grab the base of your dick and squeeze that tooth paste out

>when you shit out a huge turd and the water splash goes up your asshole

>>59922
thats actually a good time cause 9/10 times when that happens i barely have to wipe