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51311 ID: a7dc6a 19 No. 51311 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
za warudo appreciation thread
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>> ID: 047777 0 No. 51699
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I actually said on steamchat like two nights ago "I appreciate you, za warudo." All I really know about him is that he's Welsh, though.
>> ID: 827b59 1 No. 51744
bats in da mine
>> ID: ef02b1 1 No. 58900
  Black metal as fuck
>> ID: 9512a1 0 No. 59577
he has nice irl hats
>> ID: 7b6869 0 No. 59588
>>51400
>>51511

bajhwhajhwjaahahahahahabaahahahhahahahah


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49755 ID: 7a3f1c 10 No. 49755 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
if anyone from FA is at the norcal intel lanfest come say hi to oov and me by seat G11
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>> ID: 6c7da8 5 No. 49877
if anyone is as drunk as i am come say high im flying like a G6
>> ID: b9a592 1 No. 59000
Did anyone ever come by????
>> ID: 4fcc71 1 No. 59011
>>59000
nope \:
>> ID: 0f938c 0 No. 59022
>>49755
thats a pretty fucking sweet tshirt
>> ID: c25f87 1 No. 59055
>>59000
>fa
>going outside


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56911 ID: 358daa 1 No. 56911 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
Fix this.
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>> ID: 24750d 7 No. 57499
>>57488
or u could stop bein a cryin gurl and giving a shit bout red numbers lol WAAAH MY POST IS RED GONNA KILL MYSEL lol give me a break

whole point of rep is to indicate quality of post so i know not to read it whats the fucking point if its all positive but nope dont wanna hurt ppls feelings kalkin just cant handle that kind of hurtfulness
>> ID: 66eeb2 2 No. 57500
>>57499
>quality of post
>I DON'T AGREE WITH THIS GUY AHA I'M GONNA DOWNVOTE HIS POST THAT'LL SHOW HIM XDDD

bitch please
>> ID: 66eeb2 1 No. 57511
>>57500

not that i have a problem with this mind you, but don't try and sugarcoat the truth ;/
>> ID: 7d2643 2 No. 58722
this is stupid
>> ID: b71174 0 No. 58844
>>58722
your stupid


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58066 ID: 519ff0 2 No. 58066 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
What is your favorite words wahat is your favorite words what is your faviore words
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>> ID: 60d24c 1 No. 58299
womps
>> ID: ea21cd 2 No. 58377
literally
>> ID: 814df2 1 No. 58388
meta
ironic
>> ID: 1e85a9 0 No. 58400
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/la/ is that way <>

http://tuvalu.santafe.edu/~moore/ada.html

Mr Nabokov's list, abbreviated!
>> ID: 9e005d 0 No. 58411
cornobble


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42271 ID: 6de72d 6 No. 42271 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
Your Momma Jokes Save on Fiction & Literature Compare Prices & Save www.Shopping.com

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ads by google
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>> ID: 86f4b2 5 No. 42289
1 ridiculously huge coupon a day!!!
>> ID: 198e78 2 No. 42296
your momma is so fat because she ate my fat momma
im so clever
>> ID: 703467 -3 No. 42342
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>>42284
I saw a guy sell used yoilet paper once.

Also

http://cgi.ebay.com/Urinal-Cake-Toss-Block-Blue-w-Cherry-Scent-Case-20-/250672932864?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item3a5d456800
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>> ID: 6a11ee 7 No. 58200
>>58199


arent these supposed to have a link to another board or site


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47999 ID: c7e551 8 No. 47999 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]
what did iidx do again?
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>> ID: 2286fb 11 No. 57966
"the loudest people" hahahaha

You think you're some crusader of FA justice but you're just an insignificant little shit.
>> ID: ddb328 11 No. 57977
>>57922
lol im sorry but whenever you "owned" someone everyone was laughing @ u not w/ u cause you managed to sound way more pathetic than gurk or whoever lol

i mean seriously you fukin started every post vs gurk with "hello... TROY!" and really i think the only point u ever had was that u knew his name and that gurk+ayam were fat and you just wrote paragraph after paragraph on this sometimes citing a year-old post they made lol your a freak dude go ge thelp or some shit
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>> ID: b49a78 1 No. 58022
whodx
>> ID: 56f242 7 No. 58033
>>58011

I hope that somewhere right now, Travis the Moonstar is alive, and getting all the pussy.


ID: 70f752 22 No. 55844 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
  Men are better than women at being transsexuals and also at being gay. It’s the same thing anyway.

Here’s an interesting set of scientific Man Facts proving my point. Proving points with science is manly. And gloating about it afterward? That’s so many Man Points you’ll need a Man Bag to carry them all to the Man Bank.

A recent study at the University of East London determined gay men use their brains like women, but also like men. Sex with women may not be a gay’s cup of tea, but apparently using their brains for more than a pillow weight is! Gay women, however (or as I like to call them, fake-biens), are unable to jump start their pudding-brains into any kind of man mode at all. Color me unsurprised.

“Gay men adopt male and female strategies. Therefore their brains are a sexual mosaic,” says a doctor who is probably a man. “As we expected, straight men used more compass directions than gay men or women, and used distances as well…but gay men recalled more landmarks than straight men, as well as using typically male orientation strategies.”

The study goes on to say that women, even when gay, are out of brain-gas before the garage of life is even open.

Men are better than women at directions and are therefore better than women at life. What’s more important in life than knowing where the fuck you are? You can probably think of something, but that’s only because you’re a man and men can do anything.

Women use landmarks when giving and following directions. Landmarks like, “Turn left where my husband yelled at me last week,” and, “Remember that coffee commercial in the 80′s with those whores reminiscing about ski trips and shit? I wish Starbucks sold Sex-achinos!”

Sex-achinos. That’s real fucking useful on the road. It’s also not a landmark and yet another account of charitable men bending the fuck over backwards to convince women they’re not completely useless.
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>> ID: 2e0677 11 No. 57155
estrogen is harvested through filtering pregnant mare urine
>> ID: 1ff659 3 No. 57466
  tranny thread
>> ID: aa1d47 5 No. 57533
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I wonder if there are male dogs that want to be bitches
>> ID: 2e0677 2 No. 57544
>>57533

do you call a hermaphrodite dog a bitch or a sire
>> ID: 3387da 18 No. 57933
>>57544
just call it ZOEY like everyone else does


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56877 ID: 44e221 20 No. 56877 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
My brother overdosed on Marijuana.

He was invited by the "cool kids" to hang out at some kids house whose liberal parents had left for the weekend.

My brother, always a moral and thoughtful individual, wanted to attend because it was one of those massive house parties that he'd never been to.

Well, as was later recalled by some of his friends at the party, he was pressured into smoking marijuana. He ended up smoking the entire pack of marijuana cigarettes.

Not long after he went into convulsions and started foaming at the mouth. The people at the party held back calling 9/11 for almost 10 minutes.

When the paramedics finally arrived they could do nothing to save him.

The autopsy revealed he had 3 times the lethal dosage of THC in his blood.

But I'm sure everyone here will deny my story and the fact that my brother died after smoking that illegal narcotic.
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>> ID: 5117c9 4 No. 57144
>>57100
HE DOESNT GET THE JOKE HAHA WHAT A MORAN
>> ID: af4b69 3 No. 57166
>>57100
>This is a very poorly made troll thread

By god, Mr. Sherlock, how on earth did you ever manage to crack THIS brain-boggler?
>> ID: 62d65a 4 No. 57177
>>57100

get this man a job on the FBI
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>>57144
>>57166
>>57177

rofl you guys have just been T rolled
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>>57188

fuck my eyes


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54944 ID: 0f363d 26 No. 54944 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
hello fa. I recently spent my last 6 mcdonalds paychecks on a sweet gaming rig for comp tf2 and as such have run out of money to pay for the site (rent will not be a problem as my mother is very generous and lets me live here free of charge)! that's why I am posting here, on fa, gracing you with my presence (I am needed in multiple cash prize tf2 tourneys but I turned them all down to be with you fine people) to alert you all to the opportunity of a lifetime. I need money to pay for fa's hosting and you all have money so this will obviously be mutually beneficial. simply donate $10 or more to kalkin@fightingamphibians.net and i will provide you with a CUSTOM tripcode! but thats not all, fa denizens, not by a long shot. $50 or more gets you a fighting amphibians dot com PREMIUM membership complete with your very own secret board and modship of one of the lesser boards like /mods/ or /tv/. however that is not quite the upper echelon for donators because you see, donating $100 gives you all the previously listed benefits but you will also gain:
1. exclusive access to my hyper-exclusive friends list
2. an invite to a secret group consisting of me and my friends such as the mathackers
3. global modship including 5 secret boards just for you and your friends (which will include me, kalkin)
4. i will personally come to your house and teach you how to play comp tf2 like a true pro (myself) for 3 whole hours on a day of your choosing (provided it doesnt conflict with one of my many tf2 cash prize tourneys)

as you can see, fellow fighting amphibians, you can't not give money with benefits like this! RUN, dont walk to the nearest paypal.com and send me your money. my paypal address once again is kalkin AT fightingamphibians DOT net (im trying to prevent spambots from spamming my personal email address that i give to everybody i know in real life)

my fellow amphibians, it is your duty to donate money to me so that you can continue posting on this wonderful site. God bless.
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>> ID: f923a9 5 No. 56466
>>56422
Awww yea my boy... i wanna get in on that sauce and do some research... mmmmmm yea not a creep
>> ID: 9ca2f7 0 No. 56477
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>>56422
I know Kalkin's angelic features are distracting but the URL is in the pictures.
>> ID: 1795b8 1 No. 56488
>>56466
>>56477
but that doesn't link to something with kalkin!!!
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>> ID: f64e04 17 No. 57066
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ID: 0060f6 1 No. 55944 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
  Bring back Yorkie

have fun -repping this post
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>> ID: 1f2e2a 0 No. 56688
it was late on a sunday afternoon and yorkie was bored out of her mind, yet her body was aching and yearning for another. another who wasn't in her area, let alone in her, well, life.

he was a fictional character.

"aaa~hnn~, aa~hnn~, yoh-kun i want you so much inside of me, i want to fuck you and aaah~n, i need you. where are you and your onigiri; i need you to stuff it inside of me."

suddenly, a man burst through her door dressed in nothing but panties. very tight panties. and his jinormous penis was showing like a log. a loong log. and instantly she threw herself onto him, wanting nothing but to be desired.

"h~hnnh, h~nnh! who are you stranger? i've never seen your face before, but i... i need to know who you are. i think i need you inside of me, and my love isn't here. he's all the way in FRANCE and i can't do anything but have phonesex with him and that is not cool. i need an actual man inside of me; a macho macho man!"

"don't worry yorkie for i am halplander and i am the machoest macho to ever exist and i will rock your world so hard you won't be able to wake up. i don't know, but you just won't ok?"

"ooh, as long as i'm desired i... i don't know what i'd do."

"MON DU, STOP! 'zat is enough! i am here!"
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>> ID: 4dee06 11 No. 56699
Unban Yorkie only if you ban airman in his stead.
>> ID: 1f2e2a 0 No. 56700
>>56699
i thought you loved me
>> ID: 4dee06 3 No. 56711
>>56700
You're losing me with all your nice posts.
>> ID: a3b7be 2 No. 56744
cute girls doing cute things


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>> ID: b86a69 0 No. 56222
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u mad that ppl are forced to recognize the quality of my posts now?

>>55633
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>>56222
>ppl are forced to recognize the quality of my posts now


i'd say your posts would be reocgnized as shit
>> ID: ea3db4 0 No. 56633
>>56222
implying we can't -rep you
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is -rep really back?

my life has a purpose now
>> ID: 51094c 0 No. 56666
cant go below zero neways


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53099 ID: 9036c6 3 No. 53099 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
whos the best poster on fa
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>> ID: 5afa4f 1 No. 53400
>>53344
Are you www?
>> ID: aa2875 2 No. 53411
>>53400
no he is Walter Sholomon

www has moved on to bigger and better things
>> ID: 2ef289 6 No. 53422
>>53100
the photo is Iwata, CEO of nintendo

and it says rare sux
>> ID: bbbfe7 15 No. 54888
>>54300

Oh fuck you.
>> ID: 9d1eaa 0 No. 55400
yo i fucken love pikmin


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