IT'S FINALLY BACK:
What is it? It's a registry for you and your significant imaginary other.
How does it work? Be the first to lay claim to a waifu and you get recorded in the register.
How long have you been doing this? Jeez, probably mid '08 after Thatguy added the first jap board /NIPPON/.
Are there rules? YOU BET
1. First come first serve.
2. Waifu claims can be disputed in special cases:
2.a. Person filing a dispute has a significant monetary investment in their waifu.
2.b. Original claimant proves to be unfaithful.
3. Immunity: claimants are granted immunity from disputes in special cases.
3.a. Original claim made using a figurine or other personal affects.
3.b. Claimant is a Judge or Officer in the Register Commission.
v 3.0.01 http://www.mediafire.com/?8mrlv8zdmhxwc4t
already registered i think but yes
For everyone who doesn't have office 2007, I've finally got a pdf version to not look awful.
V 3.0.01.pdf http://www.mediafire.com/?hqwxq9sn46fombg
This thread is for you too, show your superior AMERICAN spirit and don't let all those babes in tights stay single!
i dont think there is anyway you can put out the downrep fire you've started
I appear to of dropped off the register.
This is a clear sign that Gar is racist against the British and Persona protagonists.
demand to be stricken from the infidelity tier if you have any credibility at all you will comply
abandoning a waifu is against the law
I have you with Tira from SC3. Are you sure about this?
Dynamosaurus Rex isn't me, I never claimed that crazy bitch.
Stop posting this shit already
Can I register this very thread as my waifu, and then be an abusive husband?
Can I change mine to honey-kun or tvhead?
Show some conviction in your waifu.
Also TVHEAD is taken
everything seems in order here
this is the saddest thread on FA
ur face is the saddest thread on fa
i call dibs on smugleaf
excuse me but I don't think the waifu register is animation or comics
You're actually right, it's real place is /dra/.
if this thread was on /dra/ it'd be better because ppl wouldnt be banned for shitposting in this shitthread
The lack of -rep in this thread is disturbing, it should be moved to /dra/ where it will incur the proper amount of -rep.
shut the fuck up and delete your gay thread
With all the bumps you fags keep giving it, this thread might as well be stickied.
whops forgot my picture.
touhou is literally my life
my super kawaii sugoi cartoons virtual wife girlfriend add me toi the registry so nobody takes my love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@
anonymous can't have a waifu.
That doesn't count because it's too life like IE all the women that live near Gar.
Or maybe you should just keep it since if your willing to settle for it...
No it's because there can be only one entry per name, I don't want to change anonymous every 2 days, and anonymous isn't real.
How can an entity that doesn't exist claim an imaginary wife? That doesn't make any sense.
Aeon of Strife y r u talkign too urslef?
Waiting for this thread to eventually plunge into /dra/ so it can stop offending everyone's senses.
take me off your fucking straight merry go round register, I should fucking kill myself for ever having participated in this pants-shittingly horrible thing and you should too
why u so friends with Kenan's boss at the Rigby's grocery store bro?
muhamfriends with Kenan's boss at the Rigby's grocery store
finally some -rep like there should be on the anime board. just like old times.
Enjoy your SLUT
I can't let such a pretty thing go to waste.
man I gotta bag me one of these waifus.
I maintain Yuno as my waifu.
I have come to take whats rightfully mine
No longer will I be denied...
But didn't you change your waifu to Tsukasa a year ago and never looked back?
That was an arrangement made out of necessity. One that will no longer stand.
Behold, I have all of the animes!
also i got this other one the other day, isn't she kawaii :3
I like you Yorkie and your foolish gimmick, because you are a nice person with a positive attitude
Okay, okay, I get it.
The figure on the left looks awful holy shit
lol i thought yorkies gimmick was just like a joke but lol he actually buys that shit
It's never a joke...
Imagine what those smell like.
All that hot glue
I hereby claim Garticuno as my new waifu
You forgot the picture, Garticuno is now mine.
I register the knight in fluted armor.
gar i'll watch yuru yuri with you if you register garticuno to be my waifu
I will. EVERYBODY LISTEN UP. As a special one time offer, EVERYONE can claim garticuno as their waifu because he's such a slut. I'll just pull the picture you want from the other thread.
can i make bowser my waifu
No limits, no rules. Take what you can, give nothing back.
konnichiwa GAR-kun, seeing as ran is long dead, please change my waifu to akemi homura!
i claim garticuno big dick edition
I demand exclusive waifuship of garticuno nobody else has made a significant monetary investment.
come at me brother
GAR this is terrible, I have never seen such incompetence. First you believe someone else is me, then when you put me back on the register you mistake the glorious Female Protagonist from persona 3 portable for Yukari the cunt.
I demand some for of compensation for the stress and trauma you have caused me with your idiocy.
give me the actual name and i'll actually put it in right. I only go with what google tells me.
Perhaps you can make another "monetary investment" and it might persuade me to revoke garticuno's slut status under the Bowser Revolution. Buy me RO2 and it's a deal.
Just put my money down for Dark Souls, tough luck.
Don't believe me? It's all in the numbers.
There has yet to be any form of P3P manga/anime so she doesn't have an official name.
Goddamn it GAR this isn't that hard you even had her on the register before, this is just terrible.
later when ur on ill buy you video game then u giv me and me alone the trap dick
What do you want me to do? Leave the name space blank???
Number one: that's terrible no exclusive garticunos for you.
Assuming you meant to reply to me, just put Female Protagonist like you did the last time you hack.
I thought I got rid of this thread in therapy.
Right, "Female Protagonist" got it.
>so she doesn't have an official name.
but she does have unofficial names!
Claiming Hisui, as EMIYA is no longer with us (Gods rest his soul) and I've had this nickname for a couple of years now!
I'm claiming her since probably im the only one who knows her name ;_;
Go ahead, enlighten us.
that's a picture of nadeko from bakemonogatari but like shes in my top 3 imoutos list and the show was fairly well received!!
and doubly confusing considering that he also is sengoku nadeko!!
What this guy said. I bet I'm also the only who enjoyed Bakemonogatari here
Here another pic
loads of people watched and enjoyed bakemonogatari
it's actually quite famous i don't see why sengoku thinks his waifu is unknown
i've never watched it
Garrus is a bitch, this guy is now my "waifu".
I do not know of his name let's just call him cosplaying japanese man.
audrey hepburn plz
I HEREBY DISPUTE NIZULZ'S CLAIM TO RENAMON
HARK, FOR HERE IS MY MONETARY INVESTMENT SHOWING MY DEVOTION
LEST NIZULZ RETURN AND PROVE HIS FAITHFULNESS I DEMAND THAT I BECOME THE NEW RECIPIENT OF RENAMON'S LOVE